Turn me into a sprite

Hi there,
I'm a comedian based in London and I'm writing a show about games, girls and Zelda. I'm trying to create a sprite sheet of myself so I can put myself in the snes version of Zelda for the finale.

I'm not a great artist though and I was wondering whether there was on here who could help be able to assist at all? It might be a fun project and we can work out a fee.

Basically, I'd need a sprite sheet for the Zelda character based upon the way I look.

All best wishes,
James.