Hi, we're here today to demonstrate and answer some questions about the newest addition to Pipedream Extreme toys, the collection of masturbators that we offer for men. This is "Fuck My Big Fat Titties", the mega masturbator. It's 12 pounds, it's made of phantom flesh, and inside the 36 double-D... boobs, there are a little bit of a foam core here so you can really push 'em together... and the softness in between here... it makes titty fucking better than anything else on the market. It's molded after a real woman, uh, the nipples are realistically painted pink. You can squeeze them. You can dress her up in a wife-beater, in a bra, in a bustier, whatever you have, uh, to live out your fantasies. It comes with a full-length DVD, which will vary; it's, uh, could be different depending on the box that you get. And it also comes with moist, uh, water-based lubricant. You definitely wanna use, uh, a lubricant with this that's water-based, or moist silicone. But don't use anything that's oil-based as it can corrupt the phantom flesh, which is made of TPR rubber. You also get a sample of anti-bacterial toy cleaner, and phantom flesh revive powder. Once you're done using it, you wanna make sure and wash it with hot water, and anti-bacterial toy cleaner or anti-bacterial soap that you have at home. Dry it completely with a towel, and, dust it with the phantom flesh revive powder all over on the front and the back. And this will absorb any excess moisture that might be left after cleaning. Once it's completely dry, put it back in its original plastic bag and in the styrofoam case that comes with it and store it... till your next use. If you have any other questions about this product, or anything else that Pipedream, uh, makes, email us at info@pipedreamproducts.com.
Hey guys! I just got this... marble run. And, my brother built it, and then... Now pick a color that you tink will win. Now let's see if you're right 3 2 1 go. Okay. Did you get it right? Orange is first, red is second, red's third, purple's fourth, and, green's fifth... *coughs* and orange is sixth, and yellow's seventh, and yellow's eighth, and green is nine, purple's last!
Jingle balls, jingle balls, Mistress Irene owns my ass. She's so beautiful, she's so dominant, she does it with such class, HEY! Jingle balls, jingle balls, Merry Christmas Mistress Irene. I'll serve you well, I'll be your slave for you are my queen. Racing through the dungeon, on my hands and knees. To get to, Irene's boots, can I kiss them please? HEY! Jingle balls, jingle balls, oh Santa hurry up. I hold your cock, and when you cum, I will drink it up. Mmm. Jingle balls, jingle balls, Santa's reindeer I will suck. It's Christmas time, and we all know Rudolph's one horny buck. Racing through the dungeon, to serve Mistress Irene. You better be good, you better behave, or she will be so mean. HEY! Ho-ho-ho!
Hey, this is a story about me. My name's Josh, and I'm an addict. I'm not an addict to any normal kind of... addictive stuff. Not drugs, not alcohol, not gambling, no. I'm a video game addict. It all started last summer when my parents were on the brink of divorce. I really didn't have anything to do and they wouldn't care for me, so I just played video games. When school came around, I - I just couldn't focus. I just thought of joining a game and playing. And outside of the classroom, it wasn't better. I mean, who would wanna talk to a guy who was completely desc - disconnected from the world? I quit school 'cause I couldn't focused. Hey, at least I could game any time I wanted! I regularly did all-nighters playing the newest shooters. By this point, my social life was only ones and zeroes. You know, life is like a maze. It's sometimes harder to get out of than other times, but you can do it. You might have to think outside of the box, but... you CAN do it. Guess what? I got off that graze. I... knew I needed some help, so I asked meople, and they found someone to help me. And... now I'm out! And it's so much better, I got back in school and now I'm getting solid D's! I still back - go back to video games from time to time, but not as much. Yeah, life is better... life is better.
Come play League of Legends with me. Please come play League of Legends with me! It's the best game on the internet. Gonna go to my local anime-con, check out the League of Legends booth, hit on all the League of Legends chick cosplayers. Dress up like elves, we're gonna dress up like elves, I'm gonna dress up like an elf. I wanna hit on some girl elves but I dunno how to talk to girls WOOH! YIP! Uh, last weekend I went to my local Barnes and Noble. They were having a Yu-gi-oh card tournament. And, I entered and I battled a guy for this, holographic card and I lost. I lost my holographic card. And I cried and cried until he gave me my card back! Nobody at my school likes me, nobody at my school likes me, I sit in the corner readin' manga. I read lots of manga. You gotta read it the opposite way, that's the manga manga way! I've been really thinking about ending it lately. Nobody, nobody cares for me, nobody will talk to me because I don't take a fuckin' bath. Uh... I wanna go out in style though, maybe take a few of the punks with me. Maybe I should set a date. You know?! March 15th! Westbrook High! Watch out, I'm coming!
I hate my parents, they are DUMB! I hate em, they suck! I don't want 'em, no more! I sit in my room playing bass guitar. I don't WANT IT! If my parents didn't exist, that would be great. I'd sit in my room and, masturbate. FUCK YOU, MOM!
'Twas the night before Christmas, and the slaves were all bound. Then they were gagged, they could not make a sound. They were hung on a rack with very little care. Then Mrs. Irene shaved them, they now had no hair. Their asses were red, they made such a sight! Mrs. Irene would whip them, until their asses were bright. The slaves were still crying, and Irene had this big smile. She had to shit, then she would feed them the pile. When she went to bed, she put the slaves by the tree. When Santa would arrive, all their asses he would see. Santa then had this though: the reindeer needed a break. They could fuck the slaves, their asses they could take. As Santa ate cookies and milk, the deer fucked away. He silently thanked Irene for leaving the deer a good lay. Merry Christmas Dom Boss, I wish Irene a good night. The thought of deer fucking slaves, what a wonderful sight! Ho-ho-ho!
Hey guys! I just got this... marble run. And, my brother built it, and then... Now pick a color that you tink will win. Now let's see if you're right 3 2 1 go. Okay. Did you get it right? Orange is first, red is second, red's third, purple's fourth, and, green's fifth... *coughs* and orange is sixth, and yellow's seventh, and yellow's eighth, and green is nine, purple's last!
Jingle balls, jingle balls, Mistress Irene owns my ass. She's so beautiful, she's so dominant, she does it with such class, HEY! Jingle balls, jingle balls, Merry Christmas Mistress Irene. I'll serve you well, I'll be your slave for you are my queen. Racing through the dungeon, on my hands and knees. To get to, Irene's boots, can I kiss them please? HEY! Jingle balls, jingle balls, oh Santa hurry up. I hold your cock, and when you cum, I will drink it up. Mmm. Jingle balls, jingle balls, Santa's reindeer I will suck. It's Christmas time, and we all know Rudolph's one horny buck. Racing through the dungeon, to serve Mistress Irene. You better be good, you better behave, or she will be so mean. HEY! Ho-ho-ho!
Hey, this is a story about me. My name's Josh, and I'm an addict. I'm not an addict to any normal kind of... addictive stuff. Not drugs, not alcohol, not gambling, no. I'm a video game addict. It all started last summer when my parents were on the brink of divorce. I really didn't have anything to do and they wouldn't care for me, so I just played video games. When school came around, I - I just couldn't focus. I just thought of joining a game and playing. And outside of the classroom, it wasn't better. I mean, who would wanna talk to a guy who was completely desc - disconnected from the world? I quit school 'cause I couldn't focused. Hey, at least I could game any time I wanted! I regularly did all-nighters playing the newest shooters. By this point, my social life was only ones and zeroes. You know, life is like a maze. It's sometimes harder to get out of than other times, but you can do it. You might have to think outside of the box, but... you CAN do it. Guess what? I got off that graze. I... knew I needed some help, so I asked meople, and they found someone to help me. And... now I'm out! And it's so much better, I got back in school and now I'm getting solid D's! I still back - go back to video games from time to time, but not as much. Yeah, life is better... life is better.
Come play League of Legends with me. Please come play League of Legends with me! It's the best game on the internet. Gonna go to my local anime-con, check out the League of Legends booth, hit on all the League of Legends chick cosplayers. Dress up like elves, we're gonna dress up like elves, I'm gonna dress up like an elf. I wanna hit on some girl elves but I dunno how to talk to girls WOOH! YIP! Uh, last weekend I went to my local Barnes and Noble. They were having a Yu-gi-oh card tournament. And, I entered and I battled a guy for this, holographic card and I lost. I lost my holographic card. And I cried and cried until he gave me my card back! Nobody at my school likes me, nobody at my school likes me, I sit in the corner readin' manga. I read lots of manga. You gotta read it the opposite way, that's the manga manga way! I've been really thinking about ending it lately. Nobody, nobody cares for me, nobody will talk to me because I don't take a fuckin' bath. Uh... I wanna go out in style though, maybe take a few of the punks with me. Maybe I should set a date. You know?! March 15th! Westbrook High! Watch out, I'm coming!
I hate my parents, they are DUMB! I hate em, they suck! I don't want 'em, no more! I sit in my room playing bass guitar. I don't WANT IT! If my parents didn't exist, that would be great. I'd sit in my room and, masturbate. FUCK YOU, MOM!
'Twas the night before Christmas, and the slaves were all bound. Then they were gagged, they could not make a sound. They were hung on a rack with very little care. Then Mrs. Irene shaved them, they now had no hair. Their asses were red, they made such a sight! Mrs. Irene would whip them, until their asses were bright. The slaves were still crying, and Irene had this big smile. She had to shit, then she would feed them the pile. When she went to bed, she put the slaves by the tree. When Santa would arrive, all their asses he would see. Santa then had this though: the reindeer needed a break. They could fuck the slaves, their asses they could take. As Santa ate cookies and milk, the deer fucked away. He silently thanked Irene for leaving the deer a good lay. Merry Christmas Dom Boss, I wish Irene a good night. The thought of deer fucking slaves, what a wonderful sight! Ho-ho-ho!